We're getting closer to the greatest two minutes in sports... the Kentucky Derby!
To get you ready for the fun, we've assembled a collection of some of the best/worst jokes about the Run for the Roses, courtesy of the Courier-Journal, Jokes4Us & My Town Tudor:
When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby? When it’s neck and neck.
What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? Sherbet.
What do you call a scary horse? A nightmare.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "You read my mind!"
Why are race horses in shape? Because they are on a stable diet.
Where do colts go when they're sick? The horsepital.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
What do race horses eat? Fast Food.
What did the bra say to the Derby hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift.
How do you make a small fortune in Thoroughbred horse racing? Start with a large fortune.
Where do race horses shop? Old Neigh-vy.
Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done? Maine.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Derby.
Derby who?
Derby a lot of people here to watch this horse race.
